Some actual product?warning labels:
1.) On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
2.) On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.
3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.
6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
7.) On a child?s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
1.) On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
2.) On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.
3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.
6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
7.) On a child?s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
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