Whats the height of hope??

Whats the height of hope??
It is: sitting in the exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling yourself
“dude,dont worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

Wake up with a smile

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning :-)

Law of cigarette smoking

Law of cigarette smoking:
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Smoke always goes
in the direction of non-smokers .

Frog to Santa

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Wish fountain

Husband and wife

Teacher and student

Boy and Girl

Windows

3 drunk guys

Santa Banta

Business

Murder of english

Question by student

Mirza Ghalib v/s His Wife Shayari

Mirza Ghalib:
Hamein to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kaha dum tha
Apni Kashti waha doobi
Jahaa paani kam tha
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Ghalib’s Wife:
Tum to the hi Gadhe
Tumhare bheje mein kaha dum tha
Wahan kashti lekar gaye hi kyun
Jahan paani kam tha!!

Not at Home!

A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"

Santa: Please come with me.

The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.

The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers.

Visitor: I think he is not in.

Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!

Signature Forgery!

Santa lost his cheque booklet.

He decided to go to the bank after two days to report.

The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature."

Santa replied, "I am not a fool Sir, I have signed all the cheques already, so, they won't have space to forge my signature!"

WhatsApp

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

cellphone feeling

They tie dog to the pole..
So they don’t move.
That’s how I feel
When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger…